do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
Anonymous asked: Your girlfriend is hott.
My girlfriend is hot? My girlfriend is hot? You have the entire English language, with its vast spectrum of adjectives to describe my girlfriend, and you settle for “hot”? You have done her a great disservice.
My girlfriend is far beyond beautiful. My girlfriend is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing, and radiant. She’s a stunner—she’ll take your breath away before you have a chance to introduce yourself. Her eyes constantly shine with joy, even in the midst of pain or sadness. She’s a fireball that I can barely handle, but I can tell you wouldn’t stand a chance. She has a mind that could tear yours to shreds, considering the one word you chose to describe her with is “hot”.
Don’t ever degrade my girlfriend like that again.